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As amazing as The Walking Dead is....

I just couldn't help but notice a few things that definitely don't add up.

I mean how long has it been now (to season 6) since the start of the zombie hell that everyone now lives in? Like 2 years or something (Guess based on Judith's rough age)?

So...
  •  Why do only the Wolves seem to show the correct sort of tooth decay after such a long time without proper dental care?
  •  On top of that how does no one ever seem to have any issues like tooth ache, diarrhoea and vomiting, spots, rashes or anything else for that matter? You know, the sort of normal crap that would occur due to terrible dental health and a bad diet.
  •  How do everyone's clothes seem to fit perfectly, including the growing children like Judith, Carl etc? I mean we know there are lots of dead people to take clothes from but how the heck do they manage to find clothes that fit better then the ones I go out specifically to buy without any zombies trying to eat me?
  •  How does Daryl's bike still have any tyre tread left?
  •  How the hell are their knives so sharp even now, after all the abuse they get yet I've never seen a single sharpening stone?
  •  Where do they keep finding all the ammo? It can't all be Morgan's stash still surely?
  •  Why aren't there scores of malnourished people in this new world? Surely most of the food that was around when it all went bad should all also be bad by now?
  •  Even with all everyone has been through how are they all so incredible at shooting with any type of weapon? Running headshots literally every single time... Hmmm?
  •  Why are peoples skulls so damn soft in this world, even those who haven't turned yet? I mean I could almost understand the walkers but surely skulls are pretty tough aren't they? Especially considering nobody ever sharpens their knives...
  •  How and why do the walkers appear to breath when we all know they don't need to?
  •  How and why did Daryl's hair happen to suddenly change colour? I mean I get that they're all totally gross by now but how comes no one else's hair has changed as drastically as his? Surely he doesn't keep finding dark brown hair dye does he?
  •  And as irrelevant as this one is, why do they keep shaving Rick's awesome beard off?!
Yes I know, I know. I'm being pedantic but I couldn't help myself...

I do absolutely love the show though, don't get me wrong. It's brilliant!
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